Interview: Defecal of Gerbe

Answered by: Poussin 


1. Hello Poussin! How are things going bro? 
Good evening Bro! Thanks to care about my health, everything is good, I have light and hard shit! But please do ask your first question my friend 

2. Give us a little background on the band members and how you guys are formed. 
And indeed the group is formed by 6 big French idiot who likes the extrem music, to laugh, the sex, weak trick, and it is better when all that is to mix! At the beginning the group be simply a frenzy between three childhood friends who joke on the very full of imagery names of group which want to say nothing, the top darkness words and their bigger title (like black metal band) the layout with a strong visual sense and intro of the quite same music, the nude woman

3. Can you tell us why you have chosen DEFECAL OF GERBE as bands name? Do you think it fits well to your musick style? How would you like to describe DxOxGx's musick? 
We choose as name for the band defecal of gerbe because it's totally idiot and absurd, and especially because it make us laughing! The sonority was good too and it was perfect to parody all grindband with significant names. But I think that the question can be take at reverse, since our music was made in direct inspiration from our name. At every new composition, at the first riff we asked ourselves: "this was enough defecal of gerbe?" So I think that we can describe our music like a vomit spit out by an anus! warm and with lump! haha 
4. Obviously Rompeprop and Ahumado Granujo have been an inspiration, but what else do you listen to? What are some of the bands strongest musical influences? I read somewhere that you're into KC and the Sunshine Band? haha 
I don't know if the other guys of my bands listen Ahumado Granujo but me not, however Rompreprop is an important part of our influences, like Satan's revenge or cock and ball and a variety of death and grindband too. We are Necrophilliacs's fans! And yes! you're not wrong, some members of DxOxG are crazy about Kc's and many other disco/funk bands. 
5. Your latest ejaculation, 4 way split on Cayote Records has been out for a while. Are you happy with the way it turned out? If i am not mistaken, all the tracks are taken from "Discolocauste"? what would you liked to have done differently? 

Yes!! the split with Vulvulator Tremor and Ebanath is excelent! We are so proud to share this 4 way with them!Our choice to put the same songs in the split and our MCD can be explain by a simply fact, we wanted to had a notority in eastern countries and what's better for that than release a Coyote's split? The occasion was given to us, and we take her. Now, for the choice of the same song, it's simply because we hadn't neither time or money to go the the studio to record new songs, and we prefered keep them for our future album. And because our MCD didn't invade the world as we hoped for it, it was the best solution. 

6. How would you compare your newest material to previous releases like "Discolocauste" and the material on the split? What DEFECAL OF GERBES's release/s do you consider as your personal favorite?And what can you say about the bands that you've shared releases with? 
I think it's hard to me to compare them in an objective way. Because i like so much our Discolocauste but the new songs we are made, are better and better! and we always have a lot of fun to play them, i think that is the most important. My favourite is our newest song! Our guitarist heard the trumpets in is head and he composed a groovy song as we dreamed for it since the creation of the band! all i can say on the bands on the 4 way split, it's they're better than us! we are so small on this realisation, but that's motivate us to improve ourselves! 

What is the songwriting process of a Cardiac Necropsy song like? How much time do you spend to write a song? 
Our songwriting process are simple…everyone gets on a single bed & hug each other sharing a lustful gay moments….at times we light up some black candles, drip blood on the pentagram, in the woods, corpse-painting & summoning the almighty ones….Wahahahahahaha ! initially, Sickfuck is the one writing all the songs, now we have Sickbastard & Illkrovin to join in the songwriting orgies..I just hold the mic & ‘sing’ to a meaningless lyrics. 

7. FRANCE has so many of the greatest grind bands in the world right now, what kind of reception do you guys get in your home country? What can you say about Magistral Flatulences, Ultra Vomit and Gronibard? Do you know the guys personally? And what about a split with them or something…? I think that it might be pretty interesting – four bestial French rabbles on a shared split?? Is there any other French outfit similar to you? 
In our opinion Grind's world is not very well developped in France, unlike the majority of eastern countries France is the last to promote the grind unfortunately for us. But that's true, there is many people that try to do something about that, but we are ridiculous when you see what is done elsewhere. Some groups were not bad, but they find a most important popularity outside the country. Notably Gronibard, who stopped their concerts in our country regarding their totally idiot's fans.We already talk to Gronib's and Ultra vomit when we went to their concert as spectators, but they don't know us as a band, they're very sympathetic people and in their frenzy like us in ours. But, my opinion in their music it's they are regressing! the last Ultra Vomit's album is a real shit compared to their kebabized at birth or Mr Patate. Gronid's, in their cas, they didn't searching to make something new! they recycled their firt album to do the second, and it's really sad.... For Magistral Flatulences it's an amazing one man band! and yes we know him personally since it's not the less than our lovely Gis from SMYT's label!! A wonderful man who do crazy songs all by himself!! We love you honey!! 
8. Tell us about Stoma's equipment uses for recordings and live ejaculations. 
On the three singer of the band only one of them use a pitch as every single gore grindbands! haha the others are 100% natural. For our recording, we used a simple PS-5 from Boss and for the concert we use a PRS-100 from Boss too. 

9. Okay...what would you do 

if you're born as a girl : 
I think i would always touching my tits and putting things in my ass all the day! or i'd be a real little slut and have sex with all the men i could see! and i would do a grindband whose name would be defecal of gerbe with 5 others little slut like me!

If you're given a chance to make a law in France :
I think than I wouldn't know what to do with it! execpt to abolish fucking speed's limitations on the highway, to make codoms free, get open prostitutes's mansions, to autorisize paedophilia (no i'm joking), to permit polygamy, impose big prices on the current products and easier the creation of musical's events.

If you're Tera Patrick's underwears : 
mhmmmm what a nasty girl!! she had underwears? we seeing them rarely haha! I think i would be jealous of all these guys who put me off to fuck her because i was better near her cunt. 

if you got no penis :
First of all, I think it would be difficult to urinate and then I would be lesbian, that's all i could do!

if you're a millionaire : 
I stop my job and i wouldn't do nothing in my days apart spend my money in stupids stuff!


10. When I stray into the history of DEFECAL OF GERBE, I have to say that I have it mapped since the DISCOHOLOCAUSTE, but I do not know anything about what was before – can you tell us some detailed information about those 3 years, from the start of the band in 2005 to the recording of Discoholocauste in 2007? 
Of course I'll tell you everything! In fact, before our MCD's we weren't important, we essentially compose our songs in these 3 first years. And if this is been so long, it's only because we can repeat one day in a month during 3 years! And, we weren't do a lot of concerts, and when we did concert it was with others groups with differents styles! That was made a big mess! so cool! So if you didn't find something before Discolocauste it's simply because we started to get famous thanks to SMYT and our Myspace! Our video clip too! 

Have you ever contemplated about how such serial killers feel about lyricist and gore enthusiast such as yourselves, using their twisted state of mind for lyrics and themes? Elaborate 
I say GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MEEEEE !!! 

11. Do you measure and rate your penises among yourselves when in the moments of boredom? Do you engage orgies for fun? hahaha!
Of course! Like everyone! At every band's repeats we verified if this is the same! and for the orgies we haven't had the occasion yet! but it'll come for sure with celibrity and nude's girls who wainting for us in our lodge. 

12. What's the most perverse/disgusting act you ever commited?
Find Jobs!! haha!! We are little gamers you know? I think it was to take photos of our shit and put them on the covers of Discolocauste 
13. Do you have a great admiration to serial killers? 
A great admiration would be a few exageration! but that's true, serail killers are always fun! especially when you know their motivations. 

14. Have you ever contemplated about how such serial killers feel about lyricist and gore enthusiast such as yourselves, using their twisted state of mind for lyrics and themes? Elaborate.
I think he would have a very twisted mind since we had not lyrics in our songs! Because we have no message to be made pass. The serial killers who accuse music to be a trigger of their acts are cowards who can't admit that kill people give them an erection.


15. If you are to be a serial killer, who would you be and what sorts your will your victims be? 
I'll be the bloody shovel's killer or the whistle hammer's killer! and i'll kill especillay people's who doesn't like my music, so it'll be only my band's fan and i'll become a famous rockstar! 
Tell 16. And how would you like to die??
Ah, I don't want to die and you? you want to die? Are you Goth in your heart? You want we speak about it? 
17. Does DEFECAL OF GERBE have any upcuming tours or festivals that you plan on playing? Also do you plan on ever playing in ASIA? Any chance you could cum over to Philippines? =) When we talk about Philippines, do you know some of our bands? Who are among your current cuntacts in the Philippines? 
Alright we have ambitious projects! We would do big festivals as OEF in republic Czech and the Fekal part or the USF in France. But before all of this, we have some concert in preparation in our land and in France, I don't want to talk about this now, because nothing is decided yet, apart a concert in our town.We like to go in tour outside France, especially in Asia, in Japan for example we are distribued by 2 labels!But I have to admit to you, that is a little difficult since we haven't contacts outside and we don't know any band who want invite us in a tour, and in Phillipines the less. But I have to admit too, that I'm not aware of differents bands, but i try to make some efforts! the 5 others band's members are here to help me to discovers good bands but i haven't listen to a philipin's band yet! Hvae you some suggestions? 

18. What can we expect from the band in future? Are you going to try for some progression in your music or will you continue playing the same groovy goregrind way?
Surprise!! hehe! But you must to know that our Discolocauste was simply a demo who work well, it was only an outline of our band, to show that we are here ! I think that our next album is going to kick your ass, your head, your ears and what you want! (you must know how to sell you sometimes) 

19. Could you tell a little about the Multimedia file in Discoholocaust? What can you say about Slipknot? Haha
With a great pleasure! because I'm the most accurate to speak about it: I'm the scenarist, film director, cameraman, actor ans producer of our clip! If we have decided to do this movie it was to make contents for our MCD's and we are free on the story, we wanted something absurd and fun! we shoot this clip in 3 days. I don't know if you notice the marilyn manson's t-shirt too? but nice for the slipknot's one! hehe it's one of these details opf the clip that make us laugh to dissimulate! as the persone at the background with nude ass! and i have a scoop for you! I just finished to write the scenario of the next clip! and i can tell you without claim! It'll be crazy!! but you must wait to our new full album to know more about that. 

At 20. If you are not playing goregrind, what kind of music you'll be playing then? 
We are 4 musicians in DxOxG, our drummer had a death band before he joined us but he has another rock band in parallel to DxOxG. Our bassist, guitarist and me have already another band whose name is Savage Annihilation, we do Brutal Death. And personnaly if i don't do grind or death I think than I would be a bassist in a jazz band or funk band. And the 2 other singer, apart grind they can't do anything else! haha! 

21. This is probably everything I wanted to ask you, so here shall come the last few words from you and thanks for your time answering my shitty interview... Cheers!!!
Thanks you Jamie! It's a real pleasure to answer at your shit! haha! if one day we come to philipines it'll be great to do an orgie together! or to go see prostitutes! but especially to pass a good musical moment! Gon on like that, we'll always need guys like you who do your job! thanks again for your interest! that's move us! the band and me send you thousands kiss from France!



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